ALIENS ATTACK WIth..Eggbeater?!?!

October 12, 2003

Okay. I was on a trip to Arizona. I went with this alien dude( you know, believes in aliens). Well, we were hot on a trail of a cult that believes aliens do, in fact, probe with eggbeaters.
I know these aliens have a sick fetish with probing ,and now that the eggbeater comes into play, who knows where the horror will stop.

October 13, 2003

I have unmasked some top secret files I can't reveal. Aliens in fact, are using eggbeaters to mutilate and rip the insides of cows and humans. This is how it's been. When it's not piercing,doctoring or operations, its been eggbeaters.
Its hard to believe, I know, but the proof is in my hands, folks.
For centuries, these clever aliens have been pulling the intestines threw the anus use the eggbeaters by turning the stems at alarming rates and curling it all up into one nice lil ball and YANK, there goes your insides. It's unnoticable by doctors, and professionals all around.

October 14, 2003

The crop ciricles are alien billbaords for new Companys of eggbeaters and New designs and new brands and such.
It's amazing! All the aliens want is to eggbeater our asses. I've found they've only been coming back because the gays have been confusing them with there reactions and orgasmic climaxes, confusing these aliens of who's who and how our species work. Of course, not having these genitals themselves and excreting food byproducts threw their skin. Not understanding how something going the whole of something they only see stuff coming out is logical.

Guess they've never been to a human jail and grabbed somebody hmm I wonder why.