France Strikes Back

On my recent tour to France, I noticed there where alot of "hippie haters" ,and as I ran around ,I also noticed they where all white....NOT FRENCH...WTF... Very very disturbing. Well, anyway, I'm walking around and I buy myself a mopad to get myself into the smelly grove. So I'm cruising at the top speed of 30, and I get smacked by this asshole...

So I get to talking to him right away and asking what's with the hippie hating, man, and he's like "Well they put holes in my tress and this white sap started to come out of it every night. I'd end up sticking my hand in it in the morning when I went to sit on my hammock...So, I'm like "yay" Dude sap I'm sure...

{What a dumbarse...}

"Don't ask about the Iraq" the guy said, and it broke into a mosh pit, so I thought I'd leave before an orgy of weedheaded hippie haters started.

OMG. And Hollywood; they're Shirley Temple haters. I'm not going there, people. That women has problems of her own just like Jullien Anderson..

So we get down talking in case there lil strike had to continue, I guess...
SO, of course I'm breaking out so style on this lil mopad of mine, and I see this. The result of French education. And you thought the americans where bad...

Hmm whats the world coming to these days?
..I mean, come on. That's one hairy lady. I mean, I heard there women didnt shave, but damn! I'v seen better lookin street whores in America. I mean ewwww what a nasty ass woman...

Anyway, that's not a cat. It appears like it's from this angle, but it is indead, not a pussy cat. Well, in a sence, being a female, it is but its a human, just really frenchy.

Anyway, I gotta get out of here. The guy I got this mopad off of apparently thinks he's been abducted by aliens ,and with his agen orange has been throwing stones at me for the past two days. I really gotta haul ass...
FRANCE SMELLS LIKE POO-GAS.